1) Don’t pee in the heater.
2) Holding your own hand in the parking lot doesn’t count.
3) Whose cellphone is ringing under the six yard pile of much?
4) Do these clogs come in black?
5) How do babies get in mommy’s tummies? Prenatal vitamins.
6) Where did Lady and the Tramp’s puppies come from? Santa brought them.
7) Why did you drop an egg in my coffee cup? (To my daughter.)
8) Yes, I will play Spinjitzu with you. (To my son.)
9) How could you not realize you were walking through poop? You’re barefoot! (To my husband.)
10) Who made the Wii character named “Chubby Mommy”?